youvebeentasertricked:

overly-khr-obsessed:

naililyam:

kessuburd:

huffingtonpost:

My Beautiful Woman based on a true story. 

Think twice before you judge a parent. 

most watch.

Guys, please watch this. This has to be one of the most powerful videos in the world, I bawled my eyes out

This is one of my favorite videos and I force everyone to watch it

(Source: youtube.com)

jesusinc:

dick longer than 2009 msn bios 

I wonder if anybody’s actually had feelings for me, like actually got upset or mad over little things I did and got jealous and confused over me and thought about me on a regular basis. I feel like I’m the only person that ever really cares about anyone and that nobody’s ever felt that way for me.

(Source: drinking)

I’d like to formally apologize to anyone i’ve disappointed with my terrible friendship skills

(Source: beksboys)

karissaeb:

myresin:

flowury:

flowury:

I want to do adult things with you

*whispers* taxes

*moans* pay the mortgage

*breathes* go make sure we turned off all the lights, our utility bill was fucking $300 this month

windexbottles:

"can i borrow a pencil?"

ya here

image

(Source: rnicrophone)

taggedbooty:

heaven is a place on earth with you(r money) 

flowury:

flowury:

I want to do adult things with you

*whispers* taxes